[Verse 1]
Yes I am, I'm a very busy man
My words flow forthwith or without line of land
Mile after mile with my trusty steed at hand
My carphone, my carphone
Driving, speaking, simultaneously
This should be illegal, for everyone but me
Meet my wife, my child, and most importantly
My carphone, my carphone
[Hook]
Calling anyone, anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone, my carphone
I can call anyone I want
[Verse 2]
Who else can go for some donuts right about now?
Let's call the guys and get donuts
Every single night (Yeah)
Every single night, donuts
If you think I'm from the future, that's okay with me
I'm just a man with lots to say, so listen carefully
'Cause two dollars a minute has me speaking cryptically
On my carphone, my carphone
[Hook]
Calling anyone, anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone, my carphone
I can call anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone, my carphone
Calling anyone, anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone, my carphone
I can call anyone I want
[Midtro]
(Hello)
Hey I'm on my carphone!
(Me too!)
(Dad I really got to pee.)
Not right now son
Did you catch the game last night?
(No, I was on my carphone.)
(I really got to pee!)
Son, I'm this close, I'm this close to spanking you right now
(I can't hold it!)
SON!
[Hook]
[Outro]
But I can call anyone I want
When I'm on my carphone
